The Republic of Revanchist Crusader XXVIII is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning elephant population. The hard-working population of 2.408 billion Revanchist Crusader XXVIIIians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 18.3%.

The Revanchist Crusader XXVIIIian economy, worth 106 trillion deniers a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 44,239 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Revanchist Crusader XXVIII's national animal is the elephant.

Revanchist Crusader XXVIII is ranked 164,459^th in the world and 6,583^rd in Osiris for Safest, scoring 57.19 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.